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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Drakon \\
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Evgeni\u{i} Shvarts \\
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~~~~~~~~~~De\u{i}stvuyushchie Litsa\\
Drakon.\\
Lancelot.\\
Sharleman{p1}---arkhivarius.\\
{E1}l{p1}za---ego doch{p1}.\\
Burgomistr.\\
Genrikh---ego syn.  \\
Kot.\\
Osel.\\
1-\u{i} tkach.\\
2-\u{i} tkach.\\
Shapochnykh del master.\\
Muzykal{p1}nykh del master.\\
Kuznec.\\
1-ya podruga {E1}l{p1}zy.\\
2-ya podruga {E1}l{p1}zy.\\
3-ya podruga {E1}l{p1}zy.\\
Chasovo\u{i}.\\
Sadovnik.\\
1-\u{i} gorozhanin.\\
2-\u{i} gorozhanin.\\
1-ya gorozhaninka.\\
2-ya gorozhaninka.\\
Mal{p1}chik.\\
Tyuremshchik.\\
Lakei, strazha, gorozhane.\\
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~~~~~~~~~~De\u{i}stvie Pervoe\\
(Prostornaya, uyutnaya kukhnya, ochen{p1} chistaya, s bol{p1}shim ochagom 
v glubine.  Pol kamenny\u{i}, blestit.  Pered ochagom na 
kresle dremlet kot.)\\
~~Lancelot (vkhodit, oglyadyvaet$\!\,$sya, zovet).  Gospodin 
khozyain!  Gospozha khozya\u{i}ka!  Zhivaya dusha, otkliknis{p1}!  
Nikogo ... Dom pust, vorota otkryty, dveri otperty, 
okna nastezh{p1}.  Kak khorosho, chto ya chestny\u{i} chelovek, a to 
prishlos{p1} by mne se\u{i}chas drozhat{p1}, oglyadyvat{p1}sya, vybirat{p1}, 
chto podorozhe, i udirat{p1} vo vsyu moch{p1}, kogda tak khochet$\!\,$sya 
otdokhnut{p1}.  (Sadit$\!\,$sya.)  Podozhdem.  Gospodin kot!  Skoro 
verunut$\!\,$sya vashi khozyaeva?  A?  Vy molchite?\\
~~Kot.  Molchu.\\
~~Lancelot.  A pochemu, pozvol{p1}te uznat{p1}?\\
~~Kot.  Kogda tebe teplo i myagko, mudree dremat{p1} i pomalkivat{p1}, 
mo\u{i} mile\u{i}shi\u{i}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nu a gde zhe vse-taki tvoi khozyaeva?\\
~~Kot.  Oni ushli, i {e1}to kra\u{i}ne priyatno.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ty ikh ne lyubish{p1}?\\
~~Kot.  Lyublyu kazhdym voloskom moego mekha, i lapami, i 
usami, no im grozit ogromnoe gore.  Ya otdykhayu dusho\u{i}, 
tol{p1}ko kogda oni ukhodyat so dvora.\\
~~Lancelot.  Von ono chto.  Tak im grozit beda?  A kakaya?  
Ty molchish{p1}?\\
~~Kot.  Molchu.\\
~~Lancelot.  Pochemu?\\
~~Kot.  Kogda tebe teplo i myagko, mudree dremat{p1} i pomalkivat{p1}, 
chem kopat{p1}sya v nepriyatnom budushchem.  Myau!\\
~~Lancelot.  Kot, ty menya pugaesh{p1}.  V kukhne tak uyutno, 
tak zabotlivo razveden ogon{p1} v ochage.  Ya prosto 
ne khochu verit{p1}, chto {e1}tomu milomu, prostornomu domu 
grozit beda.  Kot!  Chto zdes{p1} sluchilos{p1}?  Otvecha\u{i} zhe 
mne!  Nu zhe!\\
~~Kot.  Da\u{i}te mne zabyt{p1}sya, prokhozhi\u{i}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Slusha\u{i}, kot, ty menya ne znaesh{p1}.  Ya chelovek 
do togo legkikh, chto menya, kak pushinku, nosit po 
vsemu svetu.  I ya ochen{p1} legko vmeshayus{p1} v chuzhie dela.  
Ya byl iz-za {e1}togo devyatnadcat{p1} raz ranen legko, pyat{p1} raz 
tyazhelo i tri raza smertel{p1}no.  No ya zhiv do sikh 
por, potomu chto ya ne tol{p1}ko legok, kak pushinka, a eshche 
i upryam, kak osel.  Govori zhe, kot, chto tut sluchilos{p1}.  
A vdrug ya spasu tvoikh khozyaev?  So mnoyu {e1}to byvalo.  
Nu?  Da nu zhe!  Kak tebya zovut?\\
~~Kot.  Mashen{p1}ka.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya dumal---ty kot.\\
~~Kot.  Da, ya kot, no lyudi inogda tak nevnimatel{p1}ny.  
Khozyaeva moi do sikh por udivlyayut$\!\,$sya, chto ya eshche ni razu 
ne okotilsya.  Govoryat:  chto zhe {e1}to ty, Mashen{p1}ka?  Milye 
lyudi, bednye lyudi!  I bol{p1}she ya ne skazhu ni slova.\\
~~Lancelot.  Skazhi mne khot{p1}---kto oni, tvoi khozyaeva?  \\
~~Kot.  Gospodin arkhivarius Sharleman{p1} i edinstvennaya 
ego doch{p1}, u kotoro\u{i} takie myagkie lapki, slavnaya, milaya, 
tikhaya {E1}l{p1}za.\\
~~Lancelot.  Komu zhe iz nikh grozit beda?\\
~~Kot.  Akh, e\u{i} i, sledovatel{p1}no, vsem nam!\\
~~Lancelot.  A chto e\u{i} grozit?  Nu zhe!\\
~~Kot.  Myau!  Vot uzh skoro chetyresta let, kak nad 
nashim gorodom poselilsya drakon.\\
~~Lancelot.  Drakon?  Prelestno!\\
~~Kot.  On nalozhil na nash gorod dan{p1}.  Kazhdy\u{i} god 
drakon vybiraet sebe devushku.  I my, ne myauknuv, otdaem 
ee drakonu.  I on uvodit ee k sebe v peshcheru.   I my 
bol{p1}she nikogda ne vidim ee.  Govoryat, chto oni umirayut 
tam ot omerzeniya.  Frr!  Pshel, pshel von!  F-f-f!\\
~~Lancelot.  Komu {e1}to ty?\\
~~Kot.  Drakonu.  On vybral nashu {E1}l{p1}zu!  Proklyataya 
yashcherica!  F-fff!\\
~~Lancelot.  Skol{p1}ko u nego golov?\\
~~Kot.  Tri.\\
~~Lancelot.  Poryadochno.  A lap?\\
~~Kot.  Chetyre.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nu. {e1}to terpimo.  S kogtyami?\\
~~Kot.  Da.  Pyat{p1} kogte\u{i} na kazhdo\u{i} lape.  Kazhdy\u{i} 
kogot{p1} s oleni\u{i} rog.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ser{p1}ezno?  I ostrye u nego kogti?\\
~~Kot.  Kak nozhi.\\
~~Lanzelot.  Tak.  Nu a plamya vydykhaet?\\
~~Kot.  Da.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nastoyashchee?\\
~~Kot.  Lesa goryat.\\
~~Lancelot.  Aga.  V cheshue on?\\
~~Kot.  V cheshue.\\
~~Lancelot.  I nebos{p1} krepkaya cheshuya-to?\\
~~Kot.  Osnovatel{p1}naya.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nu a vse-taki?\\
~~Kot.  Almaz ne beret.\\
~~Lancelot.  Tak.  Predstavlyayu sebe.  Rost?\\
~~Kot.  S cerkov{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Aga, vse yasno.  Nu, spasibo, kot.\\
~~Kot.  Vy budete drat{p1}sya s nim?\\
~~Lancelot.  Posmotrim.\\
~~Kot.  Umolyayu vas---vyzovite ego na bo\u{i}.  On, konechno, 
ub{p1}et vas, no poka sud da delo, mozhno budet pomechtat{p1}, 
razvalivshis{p1} pered ochagom, o tom, kak slucha\u{i}no ili 
chudom, tak ili syak, ne tem, tak {e1}tim, mozhet byt{p1}, 
kak-nibud{p1}, a vdrug i vy ego ub{p1}ete.\\
~~Lancelot.  Spasibo, kot.\\
~~Kot.  Vstan{p1}te.\\
~~Lancelot.  Chto sluchilos{p1}?\\
~~Kot.  Oni idut.\\
~~Lancelot.  Khot{p1} by ona mne ponravilas{p1}, akh, esli 
by ona mne ponravilas{p1}!  {E1}to tak pomogaet ... (Smotrit 
v okno).  Nravit$\!\,$sya!  Kot, ona ochen{p1} slavnaya devushka.  
Chto {e1}to?  Kot!  Ona ulybaet$\!\,$sya?  Ona sovershenno spoko\u{i}na!  
I otec ee veselo ulyvaet$\!\,$sya.  Ty obmanul menya?\\
~~Kot.  Net.  Samoe pechal{p1}noe v {e1}to\u{i} istorii i est{p1} to, 
chto oni ulybayut$\!\,$sya.  Tishe.  Zdravstvu\u{i}te!  Dava\u{i}te 
uzhinat{p1}, dorogie moi druz{p1}ya.\\
(Vkhodyat {E1}l{p1}za i Sharleman{p1}.)\\
~~Lancelot.  Zdravstvu\u{i}te, dobry\u{i} gospodin i prekrasnaya 
baryshnya.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Zdravstvu\u{i}te, molodo\u{i} chelovek.\\
~~Lancelot.  Vash dom smotrel na menya tak privetlivo, 
i vorota byli otkryty, i v kukhne gorel ogon{p1}, i ya 
voshel bez priglasheniya.  Prostite.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Ne nado prosit{p1} proshcheniya.  Nashi dveri 
otkryty dlya vsekh.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Sadites{p1}, pozhalu\u{i}sta.  Da\u{i}te mne vashu shlyapu, 
ya poveshu ee za dver{p1}yu.  Se\u{i}chas ya nakroyu na stol ... 
Chto s vami?\\
~~Lancelot.  Nichego.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Mne pokazalos{p1}, chto vy ... ispugalis{p1} menya.\\
~~Lancelot.  Net, net ... {E1}to ya prosto tak.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Sadites{p1}, drug mo\u{i}.  Ya lyublyu strannikov.  
{E1}to ottogo, veroyatno, chto ya vsyu zhizn{p1} prozhil, 
ne vyezzhaya iz goroda.  Otkuda vy prishli?\\
~~Lancelot.  S yuga.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  I mnogo priklyucheni\u{i} bylo u vas na puti?\\
~~Lancelot.  Akh, bol{p1}she, chem mne khotelos{p1} by.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vy ustali, navernoe.  Sadites{p1} zhe.  Chto 
zhe vy stoite?\\
~~Lancelot.  Spasibo.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  U nas vy mozhete khorosho otdokhnut{p1}.  
U nas ochen{p1} tikhi\u{i} gorod.  Zdes{p1} nikogda i nichego ne 
sluchaet$\!\,$sya.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nikogda?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Nikogda.  Na proshlo\u{i} nedele, pravda, 
byl ochen{p1} sil{p1}ny\u{i} veter.  U odnogo doma edva ne sneslo 
kryshu.  No {e1}to ne takoe uzh bol{p1}shoe sobytie.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vot i uzhin na stole.  Pozhalu\u{i}sta.  Chto zhe 
vy?\\
~~Lancelot.  Prostite menya, no ... Vy govorite, 
chto u vas ochen{p1} tikhi\u{i} gorod?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Konechno.\\
~~Lancelot.  A ... a drakon?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Akh, {e1}to ... No ved{p1} my tak privykli 
k nemu.  On uzhe chetyresta let zhvet u nas.\\
~~Lancelot.  No ... mne govorili, chto doch{p1} vasha ... \\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Gospodin prokhozhi\u{i} ...\\
~~Lancelot.  Menya zovut Lancelot.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Gospodin Lancelot, prostite, ya vovse ne 
delayu vam zamechaniya, no vse-taki proshu vas:  ni slova 
ob {e1}tom.\\
~~Lancetlo.  Pochemu?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Potomu chto tut uzh nichego ne podelaesh{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Vot kak?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Da, uzh tut nichego ne sdelat{p1}.  My se\u{i}chas 
gulyali v lesu i obo vsem tak khorosho, tak podrobno 
peregovorili.  Zavtra, kak tol{p1}ko drakon uvedet ee, 
ya tozhe umru.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Papa, ne nado ob {e1}tom.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Vot i vse, vot i vse.\\
~~Lancelot.  Prostite, eshche tol{p1}ko odin vopros.  Neuzheli 
nikto ne proboval drat{p1}sya s nim?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Poslednie dvesti let---net.  Do {e1}togo 
s nim chasto srazhalis{p1}, no on ubival vsekh svoikh protivnikov.  
On udivitel{p1}ny\u{i} strateg i veliki\u{i} taktik.  On 
atakuet vraga vnezapno, zabrasyvaet kamnyami sverkhu, 
potom ustremlyaet$\!\,$sya otvesno vniz, pryamo na golovu konya, 
i b{p1}et ego ognem, chem sovershenno demoralizuet bednoe 
zhivotnoe.  A potom on razryvaet kogryami vsadnika.  Nu, 
i v konce koncov protiv nego perestali vystupat{p1} ...\\
~~Lancelot.  A celym gorodom protiv nego ne vystupali?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Vystupali.\\
~~Lancelot.  Nu i chto?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  On szheg predmest{p1}ya i polovinu zhitele\u{i} 
svel s uma yadovitym dymom.  {E1}to veliki\u{i} voin.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Voz{p1}mite eshche masla, proshu vas.\\
~~Lancelot.  Da, da, ya voz{p1}mu.  Mne nuzhno nabrat{p1}sya 
sil.  Itak---prostite, chto ya vse rasprashivayu, ---protiv 
drakona nikto i ne probuet vystupat{p1}?  On sovershenno 
obnaglel?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Net, chto vy!  On tak dobr!\\
~~Lancelot.  Dobr?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Uveryayu vas.  Kogda nashemu gorodu grozila 
kholera, on po pros{p1}be gorodskogo vracha dokhnul 
svoim ognem na ozero i vskipyatil ego.  Ves{p1} gorod pil 
kipyachenuyu vodu i byl spasen ot {e1}pidemii.\\
~~Lancelot.  Davno {e1}to bylo?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  O net.  Vsego vosem{p1}desyat dva goda nazad.  
No dobrye dela ne zabyvayut$\!\,$sya.\\
~~Lancelot.  A chto on eshche sdelal dobrogo?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  On izbavil nas ot tsygan.\\
~~Lancelot.  No tsygane---ochen{p1} milye lyudi.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Chto vy!  Kako\u{i} uzhas!  Ya, pravda, v zhizni 
svoe\u{i} ne vidal ni odnogo tsygana.  No ya eshche v shkole 
prokhodil, chto {e1}ti lyudi strashnye.\\
~~Lancelot.  No pochemu?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  {E1}to brodyagi po prirode, po krovi.  Oni---vragi 
lyubo\u{i} gosudarstvenno\u{i} sistemy, inache oni obosnovalis{p1} by 
gde-nibud{p1}, a ne brodili by tuda-syuda.  Ikh 
pesni lisheny muzhestvennosti, a ide\u{i} razrushitel{p1}ny.  
Oni voruyut dete\u{i}.  Oni pronikayut vsyudu.  Teper{p1} my 
vovse ochistilis{p1} ot nikh, no eshche sto let nazad lyubo\u{i} 
bryunet obyazan byl dokazat{p1}, chto v nem net tsygansko\u{i} 
krovi.\\
~~Lancelot.  Kto vam rasskazal vse {e1}to o tsyganakh?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Nash drakon.  Tsygane naglo vystupali 
protiv nego v pervye gody ego vlasti.\\
~~Lanvelot.  Slavnye, neterpelivye lyudi.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Ne nado, pozhalu\u{i}sta, ne nado tak govorit{p1}.\\
~~Lantselot.  Chto on est, vash drakon?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Gorod nash daet emu tysyachu korov, dve 
tysyachi ovets, pyat{p1} tysyach kur i dva puda soli v mesyats.  
Letom i osen{p1}yu syuda eshche dobavlyaet$\!\,$sya desyat{p1} ogorodov 
salata, sparzhi i tsvetno\u{i} kapusty.\\
~~Lancelot.  On ob{p2}daet vas!\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Net, chto vy!  My ne zhaluemsya.  A kak 
zhe mozhno inache?  Poka on zdes{p1}---ni odin drugo\u{i} drakon 
ne osmelit$\!\,$sya nas tronut{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Da drugie-to, po-moemu, vse davno 
perebity!\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  A vdrug net?  Uveryayu vas, edinstvenny\u{i} 
sposob izbavit{p1}sya ot drakonov---{e1}to imet{p1} svoego 
sobstvennogo.  Dovol{p1}no o nem, proshu vas.  Luchshe vy 
rasskazhite nam chto-nubud{p1} interesnoe.\\
~~Lancelot.  Khorosho.  Vy znaete, chto takoe zhalobnaya 
kniga?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net.\\
~~Lancelot.  Tak zna\u{i}te zhe.  V pyati godakh khod{p1}by ot$\!\,$syuda, 
v Chernykh gorakh, est{p1} ogromnaya peshchera.  I v peshchere 
{e1}to\u{i} lezhit kniga, ispisannaya do poloviny.  K ne\u{i} nikto 
ne prikasaet$\!\,$sya, no stranica za stranice\u{i} pribavlyaet$\!\,$sya 
k napisannym prezhde, pribavlyaet$\!\,$sya kazhdy\u{i} den{p1}.  Kto 
pishet?  Mir!  Gory, travy, kamni, derev{p1}ya, reki vidyat, 
chto delayut lyudi.  Im izvestny vse prestupleniya prestupnikov, 
vse neschast{p1}ya stradayushchikh naprasno.  Ot vetki k 
vetke, ot kapli k kaple, ot oblaka k oblaku dokhodyat do 
peshchery v Chernykh gorakh chelovecheskie zhaloby, i kniga rastet.  
Esli by na svete ne bylo {e1}to\u{i} knigi, to derev{p1}ya zasokhli 
by ot toski, a voda stala by gor{p1}ko\u{i}.  Dlya kogo pishet$\!\,$sya 
{e1}ta kniga?  Dlya menya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Dlya vas?\\
~~Lancelot.  Dlya nas.  Dlya menya i nemnogikh drugikh.  My 
vnimatel{p1}nye, legkie lyudi.  My provedali, chto est{p1} takaya 
kniga, i ne polenilis{p1} dobrat{p1}sya do nee.  A zaglyanuvshi\u{i} 
v {e1}tu knigu odnazhdy ne uspokoit$\!\,$sya voveki.  Akh, kakaya {e1}to 
zhalobnaya kniga!  Na {e1}ti zhaloby nel{p1}zya ne otvetit{p1}.  I 
my otvechaem.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  A kak?\\
~~Lancelot.  My vmeshivaemsya v chuzhie dela.  My pomogaem 
tem, komu neobkhodimo pomoch{p1}.  I unichtozhaem tekh, kogo 
neobkhodimo unichtozhit{p1}.  Pomoch{p1} vam?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Kak?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Chem vy nam mozhete pomoch{p1}?\\
~~Kot.  Myau!\\
~~Lancelot.  Tri raza ya byl ranen smertel{p1}no, i kak raz 
temi, kogo nasil{p1}no spasal.  I vse-taki, khot{p1} vy menya 
i ne prosite  ob {e1}tom, ya vyzovu na bo\u{i} drakona!  Slyshite, 
{E1}l{p1}za!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, net!  On ub{p1}et vas, i {e1}to otravit poslednie 
chasy moe\u{i} zhizni.\\
~~Kot.  Myau!\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya vyzovu na bo\u{i} drakona!\\
(Razdaet$\!\,$sya vse narastayushchi\u{i} svist, shum, vo\u{i}, rev.  Stekla 
drozhat.  Zarevo vspykhivaet za oknami.)\\
~~Kot.  Legok na pomine!\\
(Vo\u{i} i svist vnezapno obryvaeyut$\!\,$sya.  Gromki\u{i} stuk v dver{p1}.)\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Vo\u{i}dite!\\
(Vkhodit bogato odety\u{i} lake\u{i}.)\\
~~Lake\u{i}.  K vam gospodin drakon.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Milosti prosim!\\
(Lake\u{i} shiroko raspakhivaet dver{p1}.  Pauza.  I vot ne spesha 
v komnatu vkhodit pozhilo\u{i}, no krepki\u{i}, molozhavy\u{i}, belobrysy\u{i} 
chelovek, s soldat$\!\,$sko\u{i} vypravko\u{i}.  Volosy ezhikom.  On shiroko 
ulybaet$\!\,$sya.  Voobshche obrashchenie ego, nesmotrya na grubovatost{p1}, 
ne lisheno nekotoro\u{i} priyatnosti.  On glukhovat.)\\
~~Chelovek.  Zdravo, rebyata!  {E1}l{p1}za, zdravstvu\u{i}, kroshka!  
A u vas gost{p1}.  Kto {e1}to?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  {E1}to strannik, prokhozhi\u{i}.\\
~~Chelovek.  Kak?  Raportu\u{i} gromko, otchetlivo, po-soldat$\!\,$ski.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  {E1}to strannik!\\
~~Chelovek.  Ne cigan?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Chto vy!  {E1}to ochen{p1} mily\u{i} chelovek.\\
~~Chelovek.  A?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Mily\u{i} chelovek.\\
~~Chelovek.  Khorosho.  Strannik!  Chto ty ne smotrish{p1} na menya?  
Chego ty ustavilsya na dver{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya zhdu, kogda vo\u{i}det drakon.\\
~~Chelovek.  Kha-kha-!  Ya---drakon.\\
~~Lancelot.  Vy?  A mne govorili, chto u vas tri golovy, 
kogti, ogromny\u{i} rost!\\
~~Drakon.  Ya segodnya poprostu, bez chinov.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Gospodin drakon tak davno zhivet sredi 
lyude\u{i}, chto inogda sam prevrashchaet$\!\,$sya v cheloveka i zakhodit 
k nam v gosti po-druzheski.\\
~~Drakon.  Da.  My voistinu druz{p1}ya, dorogo\u{i} Sharleman{p1}.  
Kazhdomu iz vas ya dazhe bolee, chem prosto drug.  Ya drug 
vashego det$\!\,$stva.  Malo togo, ya drug det$\!\,$stva vashego otca, 
deda, pradeda.  Ya pomnyu vashego prapradeda v koroten{p1}kikh 
shtanishkakh.  Chert!  Neproshenaya sleza.  Kha-kha!  Priezzhi\u{i} 
tarashchit glaza.  Ty ne ozhidal ot menya takikh chego.  
Kha-kha.  {E1}l{p1}za!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Da, gospodin drakon.\\
~~Drakon.  Da\u{i} lapku.\\
({E1}l{p1}za protyagivaet ruku Drakonu.)\\
Plutovka.  Shalun{p1}ya.  Kakaya teplaya lapka.  Mordochku vyshe!  
Ulyba\u{i}sya.  Tak.  Ty chego, prokhozhi\u{i}?  A?\\
~~Lancelot.  Lyubuyus{p1}.\\
~~Drakon.  Molodec.  Chetko otvechaesh{p1}.  Lyubu\u{i}sya.  U nas 
poprostu, priezzhi\u{i}.  Po-soldat$\!\,$ski.  Raz, dva, gore ne 
beda!  Esh{p1}!\\
~~Lancelot.  Spasibo, ya syt.\\
~~Drakon.  Nichego, esh{p1}.  Zachem priekhal?\\
~~Lancelot.  Po delam.\\
~~Drakon.  A?\\
~~Lancelot.  Po delam.\\
~~Drakon.  A po kamim?  Nu, govori.  A?  Mozhet, ya i 
pomogu tebe.  Zachem ty priekhal syuda?\\
~~Lancelot.  Chtoby ubit{p1} tebya.\\
~~Drakon.  Gromche!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, net!  On shutit!  Khotite, ya eshche raz dam 
vam ruku, gospodin drakon?\\
~~Drakon.  Chego?\\
~~Lncelot.  Ya vyzyvayu tebya na bo\u{i}, slyshish{p1} ty, drakon!\\  
(Drakon molchit, pobagrovev.)\\
Ya vyzyvayu tebya na bo\u{i} v treti\u{i} raz, slyshish{p1}?\\
(Razdaet$\!\,$sya oglushitel{p1}ny\u{i}, strashny\u{i}, tro\u{i}no\u{i} rev.  Nesmotrya 
na moshch{p1} {e1}togo reva, ot kotorogo steny drozhat, on  
ne lishen nekotoro\u{i} muzykal{p1}nosti.  Nichego chelovecheskogo 
v {e1}tom reve net.  {E1}to revet Drakon, szhav kulaki i topaya 
nogami.)\\
~~Drakon (vnezapno oborvav rev.  Spoko\u{i}no).  Durak.  
Nu?  Chego molchish{p1}?  Strashno?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Net?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Khorosho zhe.  (Delaet legkoe dvizhenie plechami 
i vdrug porazitel{p1}no menyaet$\!\,$sya.  Novaya golova poyavlyaet$\!\,$sya 
u Drakona na plechakh.  Staraya ischezaet bessledno.  Ser{p1}ezny\u{i}, 
sderzhanny\u{i}, vyso-koloby\u{i}, uzkolicy\u{i}, sedyushchi\u{i} blondin 
stoit pered Lancelotom.)\\
~~Kot.  Ne udivlya\u{i}sya, dorogo\u{i} Lancelot.  U nego tri 
bashki.  On ikh i menyaet, kogda pozhelaet.\\
~~Drakon (golos ego izmenilsya tak zhe, kak lico.  Negromko.  
Sukhovato).  Vashe imya Lancelot?\\
~~Lancelot.  Da.\\
~~Drakon.  Vy potomok izvestnogo stranstvuyushchego rycarya 
Lancelota?\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}to mo\u{i} dal{p1}ni\u{i} rodstvennik.\\
~~Drakon.  Prinimayu vash vyzov.  Stranstvuyushchie rycari---te 
zhe cygane.  Vas nuzhno unichtozhit{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya ne damsya.\\
~~Drakon.  Ya unichtozhil:  vosem{p1}sot devyat{p1} rycare\u{i}, devyat{p1}sot 
pyat{p1} lyude\u{i} neizvestnogo zvaniya, odnogo p{p1}yanogo starika, 
dvukh sumasshedshikh, dvukh zhenshchin---mat{p1} i tetku devushek, 
izbrannykh mno\u{i}, ---i odnogo mal{p1}chika dvenadcati 
let---brata tako\u{i} zhe devushki.  Krome togo, mnoyu bylo 
unichtozheno shest{p1} armi\u{i} i pyat{p1} myatezhnykh tolp.  Sadites{p1}, 
pozhalu\u{i}sta.\\
~~lancelot (sadit$\!\,$sya).  Blagodaryu vas.\\
~~Drakon.  Vy kurite?  Kurite, ne stesnya\u{i}tes{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Spasibo.  (Dostaet trubku, nabivaet ne 
spesha tabakom.)\\
~~Drakon.  Vy znaete, v kako\u{i} den{p1} ya poyavilsya na svet?\\
~~Lancelot.  V neschastny\u{i}.\\
~~Drakon.  V den{p1} strashno\u{i} bitvy.  V tot den{p1} sam Attila 
poterpel porazhenie, ---vam ponyatno, skol{p1}ko voinov nado 
bylo ulozhit{p1} dlya {e1}togo?  Zemlya propitalas{p1} krov{p1}yu.  
List{p1}ya na derev{p1}yakh k polunochi stali korichnevymi.  K rassvetu 
ogromnye chernye griby---oni nazyvayut$\!\,$sya groboviki---vyrosli 
pod derev{p1}yami.  A vsled za nimi iz-pod zemli 
vypolz ya.  Ya---syn vo\u{i}ny.  Vo\u{i}na---{e1}to ya.  Kro-v{p1} mertvykh 
gunnov techet v moikh zhilakh, ---{e1}to kholodnaya krov{p1}.  
V boyu ya kholoden, spokoen i tochen.\\
(Pri slove "tochen" Drakon delaet legkoe dvizhenie ruko\u{i}.  
Razdaet$\!\,$sya sukhoe shchelkan{p1}e.  Iz ukazatel{p1}nogo pal{p1}ca 
Drakona lento\u{i} vyletaet plamya.  Zazhigaet tabak v trubke, 
kotoruyu k {e1}tomu vremeni nabil Lancelot.\\
~~Lancelot.  Blagodaryu vas.  (Zatyagivaet$\!\,$sya s naslazhdeniem.)\\
~~Drakon.  Vy protiv menya, ---sledovatel{p1}no, vy protiv 
vo\u{i}ny?\\
~~Lancelot.  Chto vy!  Ya voyuyu vsyu zhizn{p1}.\\
~~Drakon.  Vy chuzho\u{i} zdes{p1}, a my izdrevle nauchilis{p1} ponimat{p1} drug 
druga.  Ves{p1} gorod budet smotret{p1} na vas s 
uzhasom i obraduet$\!\,$sya vashe\u{i} smerti.  Vam predstoit besslavnaya 
gibel{p1}.  Ponimaete?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Ya vizhu, chto vy reshel{p1}ny po-prezhnemu?\\
~~Lancelot.  Dazhe bol{p1}she.\\
~~Drakon.  Vy---dosto\u{i}ny\u{i} protivnik.\\
~~Lancelot.  Blagodaryu vas.\\
~~Drakon.  Ya budu voevat{p1} s vami vser{p1}ez.\\
~~Lancelot.  Otlichno.\\
~~Drakon.  {E1}to znachit, chto ya ub{p1}yu vas nemedlenno.  
Se\u{i}chas.  Zdes{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  No ya bezoruzhen!\\
~~Drakon.  A vy khotite, chtoby ya dal vam vremya vooruzhit{p1}sya?  
Net.  Ya ved{p1} skazal, chto budu voevat{p1} s vami 
vser{p1}ez.  Ya napadu na vas vnezapno, se\u{i}chas ... {E1}l{p1}za, 
prinesite metelku!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Zachem?\\
~~Drakon.  Ya se\u{i}chas ispepelyu {e1}togo cheloveka, a vy vymetete 
ego pepel.\\
~~Lancelot.  Vy boites{p1} menya?\\
~~Drakon.  Ya ne znayu, chto takoe strakh.\\
~~Lancelot.  Pochemu zhe togda vy tak speshite?  Da\u{i}te 
mne sroku do zavtra.  Ya na\u{i}du sebe oruzhie, i my vstretimsya na 
pole.\\
~~Drakon.  A zachem?\\
~~Lancelot.  Chtoby narod ne podumal, chto vy trusite.\\
~~Drakon.  Narod nichego ne uznaet.  {E1}ti dvoe budut molchat{p1}.  
Vy umrete se\u{i}chas khrabro, tikho i besslavno.\\
(Podnimaet ruku.)\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Sto\u{i}te!\\
~~Drakon.  Chto takoe?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Vy ne mozhete ubit{p1} ego.\\
~~Drakon.  Chto?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Umolyayu vas---ne gneva\u{i}tes{p1}, ya predan 
vam vse\u{i} dusho\u{i}.  No ved{p1} ya arkhivarius.\\
~~Drakon.  Pri chem zdes{p1} vasha dolzhnost{p1}?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  U menya khranit$\!\,$sya dokument, podpisanny\u{i} 
vami trista vosem{p1}desyat dva goda nazad.  {E1}tot dokument 
ne otmenen.  Vidite, ya ne vozrazhayu, a tol{p1}ko napominayu.  
Tam stoit podpis{p1}:  "Drakon".\\
~~Drakon.  Nu i chto?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  {E1}to moya dochka, v konce koncov.  Ya ved{p1} zhelayu, 
chtoby ona zhila podol{p1}she.  {E1}to vpolne estestvenno.\\
~~Drakon.  Koroche.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Bud{p1} chto budet---ya vozrazhayu.  Ubit{p1} ego 
vy ne mozhete.  Vsyaki\u{i} vyzvavshi\u{i} vas---v bezopasnosti 
do dnya boya, pishete vy i podtverzhdaete {e1}to klyatvo\u{i}.  I 
den{p1} boya naznachaete ne vy, a on, vyzvavshi\u{i} vas, ---tak 
skazano v dokumente i podtverzhdeno klyatvo\u{i}.  A ves{p1} gorod 
dolzhen pomogat{p1} tomu, kto vyzovet vas, i nikto ne 
budet nakazan, ---{e1}to tozhe podtverzhdaet$\!\,$sya klyatvo\u{i}.\\
~~Drakon.  Kogda byl napisan {e1}tot dokument?\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Trista vosem{p1}desyat dva goda nazad.\\
~~Drakon.  Ya byl togda naivnym, sentimental{p1}nym, neopytnym 
mal{p1}chishko\u{i}.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  No dokument ne otmenen.\\
~~Drakon.  Malo li chto ... \\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  No dokument ...\\
~~Drakon.  Dovol{p1}no o dokumentakh.  My---vsroslye lyudi.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  No ved{p1} vy sami podpisali ... Ya mogu 
sbegat{p1} za dokumentom.\\
~~Drakon.  Ni s mesta.\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Nashelsya chelovek, kotory\u{i} probuet spasti 
moyu devochku.  Lyubov{p1} k rebenku---ved{p1} {e1}to zhe nichego.  
{E1}to mozhno.  A krome togo, gostepriimstvo---{e1}to ved{p1} tozhe 
vpolne mozhno.  Zachem zhe vy smotrite na menya tak 
strashno?  (Zakryvaet lico rukami.)\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Papa!  Papa!\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Ya protestuyu!\\
~~Drakon.  Ladno.  Se\u{i}chas ya unichtozhu vse gnezdo.\\
~~Lancelot.  I ves{p1} mir uznaet, chto vy trus!\\
~~Drakon.  Otkuda?\\
(Kot odnim pryzhkom vyletaet v okno.  Shipit izdali.)\\
~~Kot.  Vsem, vsem, vse, vse rasskazhu, stary\u{i} yashcher.\\
(Drakon snova razrazhaet$\!\,$sya revom, rev {e1}tot tak zhe moshchen, 
no na {e1}tot raz v nem yavstvenno slyshny khrip, stony, otryvisty\u{i} 
kashel{p1}.  {E1}to revet ogromnoe, drevnee, zlobnoe 
chudovishche.)\\
~~Drakon (vnezapno oborvav vo\u{i}).  Ladno.  Budem drat{p1}sya 
zavtra, kak vy prosili.\\
(Bystro ukhodit.  I se\u{i}chas zhe za dver{p1}yu podnimaet$\!\,$sya svist, 
gul, shum.  Steny drozhat, migaet lampa, svist, gul i shum 
zatikhayut, udalyayas{p1}.)\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Uletel!  Chto ya nadelal!  Akh, chto ya nadelal!  
Ya stary\u{i}, proklyaty\u{i} sebyalyubec.  No ved{p1} ya ne 
mog inache!  {E1}l{p1}za, ty serdish{p1}sya na menya?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, chto ty!\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Ya vdrug uzhasno oslabel.  Prostite menya.  
Ya lyagu.  Net, net, ne provozha\u{i} menya.  Ostava\u{i}sya s gostem.  
Zanima\u{i} ego razgovorami, ---ved{p1} on byl tak lyubezen s 
nami.  Prostite, ya po\u{i}du prilyagu.  (Ukhodit.)\\
(Pauza.)\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Zachem vy zateyali vse {e1}to?  Ya ne uprekayu vas, ---no 
vse bylo tak yasno i dosto\u{i}no.  Vovse ne tak strashno 
umeret{p1} molodo\u{i}.  Vse sostaryat$\!\,$sya, a ty net.\\
~~Lancelot.  Chto vy govorite!  Poduma\u{i}te!  Derev{p1}ya i 
te vzdykhayut, kogda ikh rubyat.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  A ya ne zhaluyus{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  I vam ne zhalko otca?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  No ved{p1} on umret kak raz togda, kogda emu 
khochet$\!\,$sya umeret{p1}.  {E1}to, v sushchnosti, schast{p1}e.\\
~~Lancelot.  I vam ne zhalko rasstavat{p1}sya s vashimi podrugami?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, ved{p1} esli by ne ya, drakon vybral by 
kogo-nibud{p1} iz nikh.\\
~~Lancelot.  A zhenikh vash?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Otkuda vy znaete, chto u menya byl zhenikh?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya pochuvstvoval {e1}to.  A s zhenikhom vam ne 
zhalko rasstavat{p1}sya?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  No ved{p1} drakon, chtoby uteshit{p1} Genrikha, naznachil 
ego svoim lichnym sekretarem.\\
~~Lancelot.  Akh, vot ono chto.  Nu togda, konechno, s 
nim ne tak uzh zhalko rasstat{p1}sya.  Nu a vash rodno\u{i} gorod?  
Vam ne zhalko ego ostavit{p1}?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  No ved{p1} kak raz za svo\u{i} rodno\u{i} gorod ya i 
pogibayu.\\
~~Lancelot.  I on ravnodushno prinimaet vashu zhertvu?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, net!  Menya ne stanet v voskresen{p1}e, a 
do samogo vtornika ves{p1} gorod pogruzit$\!\,$sya v traur.  Celykh 
tri dnya nikto ne budet est{p1} myasa.  K chayu budut podavat{p1}sya 
osobye bulochki pod nazvaniem "bednaya devushka"---v pamyat{p1} obo 
mne.\\
~~Lancelot.  I {e1}to vse?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  A chto eshche mozhno sdelat{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ubit{p1} drakona.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  {E1}to nevozmozhno.\\
~~Lancelot.  Drakon vyvikhnul vashu dushu, otravil krov{p1} i 
zatumanil zrenie.  No my vse {e1}to ispravim.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ne nado.  Esli verno to, chto vy govorite obo 
mne, znachit, mne luchshe umeret{p1}.\\
(Vbegaet kot.)\\
~~Kot.  Vosem{p1} moikh znakomykh koshek i sorok vosem{p1} moikh 
kotyat obezhali vse doma i rasskazali o predstoyashche\u{i} drake.  
Myau!  Burgomistr bezhit syuda!\\
~~Lancelot.  Burgomistr?  Prelestno!\\
(Vbegaet burgomistr.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, {E1}l{p1}za.  Gde prokhozhi\u{i}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Vot ya.\\
~~Burugomistr.  Prezhde vsego, bud{p1}te dobry, govorite 
potishe, po vozmozhnosti bez zhestov, dviga\u{i}tes{p1} myagko i 
ne smotrite mne v glaza.\\
~~Lancelot.  Pochemu?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Potomu chto nervy u menya v uzhasnom sostoyanii.  
Ya bolen vsemi nervnymi i psikhicheskimi boleznyami, 
kakie est{p1} na svete, i, sverkh togo, eshche tremya, neizvestnymi 
do sikh por.  Dumaete, legko byt{p1} burgomistrom pri 
drakone?\\
~~Lancelot.  Vot ya ub{p1}yu drakona, i vam stanet legche.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Legche?  Kha-kha!  Legche!  Kha-kha!  Legche!  
(Vpadaet v istericheskoe sostoyanie.  P{p1}et vodu.  Uspokaivaet$\!\,$sya.)  
To, chto vy osmelilis{p1} vyzvat{p1} gospodina drakona, ---neschast{p1}e.  
Dela byli v poryadke.  Gospodin 
drakon svoim vliyaniem derzhal v rukakh moego pomoshchnika, 
redkogo negodyaya, i vsyu ego bandu, sostoyashchuyu iz kupcov-mukomolov.  
Teper{p1} vse pereputaet$\!\,$sya.  Gospodin drakon 
budet gotovit{p1}sya k boyu i zabrosit dela gorodskogo upravleniya, 
v kotorye on tol{p1}ko chto nachal vnikat{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Da po\u{i}mite zhe vy, neschastny\u{i} chelovek, chto 
ya spasu gorod!\\
~~Burgomistr.  Gorod?  Kha-kha!  Gorod!  Kha-kha!  
(P{p1}et vodu, uspokaivaet$\!\,$sya.)  Mo\u{i} pomoshchnik---tako\u{i} negodya\u{i}, 
chto ya pozhertvuyu dvumya gorodami, tol{p1}ko by unichtozhit{p1} ego.  
Luchshe pyat{p1} drakonov, chem takaya gadina, kak 
mo\u{i} pomoshchnik.  Umolyayu vas, uezzha\u{i}te.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ne uedu.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Pozdravlyayu vas, u menya pripadok katalepsii.  
(Zastyvaet s gor{p1}ko\u{i} ulybko\u{i} na lice.)\\
~~Lancelot.  Ved{p1} ya spasu vsekh!  Po\u{i}mite!  
(Burgomistr molchit.)  Ne ponimaete?\\  
(Burgomistr molchit.  Lancelot obryzgivaet ego vodo\u{i}.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Net, ya ne ponimayu vas.  Kto vas prosit 
drat{p1}sya s nim?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ves{p1} gorod {e1}togo khochet.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Da?  Posmotrite v okno.  Luchshie lyudi 
goroda pribezhali prosit{p1} vas, chtoby vy ubiralis{p1} proch{p1}!\\
~~Lancelot.  Gde oni?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Von, zhmut$\!\,$sya u sten.  Podo\u{i}dite blizhe, 
druz{p1}ya moi.\\
~~Lancelot.  Pochemu oni idut na cypochkakh?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Chtoby ne de\u{i}stvovat{p1} mne na nervy.  
Druz{p1}ya moi, skazhite Lancelotu, chego vy ot nego khotite.  
Nu!  Raz!  Dva!  Tri!\\
~~Khor golosov.  Uezzha\u{i}te proch{p1} ot nas!  Skoree!  Segodnya zhe!\\
(Lancelot otkhodit ot okna.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Vidite!  Esli vy gumanny\u{i} i kul{p1}turny\u{i} 
chelovek, to podchinites{p1} vole naroda.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ni za chto!\\
~~Burgomistr.  Pozdravlyayu vas, u menya legkoe pomeshatel{p1}stvo.  
(Upiraet odnu ruku v bok, druguyu izgivaet 
izyashchno.)  Ya---cha\u{i}nik, zavarite menya!\\
~~Lancelot.  Ya ponimayu, pochemu {e1}ti lyudishki pribezhali 
syuda na cypochkakh.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nu, pochemu zhe {e1}to?\\
~~Lancelot.  Chtoby ne razbudit{p1} nastoyashchikh lyude\u{i}.  Vot 
ya se\u{i}chas pogovoryu s nimi.  (Vybegaet.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Vskipyatite menya!  Vprochem, chto on mozhet 
sdelat{p1}?  Drakon prikazhet, i my ego zasadim v tyur{p1}mu.  
Dorogaya {E1}l{p1}za, ne volnu\u{i}sya.  Sekunda v sekundu, v 
naznachenny\u{i} srok, nash dorogo\u{i} drakon zaklyuchit tebya v 
svoi ob{p2}yatiya.  Bud{p1} poko\u{i}na.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Khorosho.  (Stuk v dver{p1}.)  Vo\u{i}dite.  
(Vkhodit tot samy\u{i} lake\u{i}, kotory\u{i} ob{p2}yavlyal o 
prikhode Drakona.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, synok.\\
~~Lake\u{i}.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, otec.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ty ot nego?  Nikakogo boya ne budet, 
konechno?  Ty prines prikaz zatochit{p1} Lancelota v tyur{p1}mu?\\
~~Lake\u{i}.  Gospodin drakon prikazyvaet:  pervoe---naznachit{p1} bo\u{i} 
na zavtra, vtoroe---Lancelota snabdit{p1} oruzhiem, 
tret{p1}e---byt{p1} poumnee.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Pozdravlyayu vas, u menya zashel um zarazum.  
Um!  Au!  Otzovis{p1}!  Vy\u{i}di!\\
~~Lake\u{i}. Mne prikazano peregovorit{p1} s {E1}l{p1}zo\u{i} naedine.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ukhozhu, ukhozhu, ukhozhu!  (Toroplivo udalyaet$\!\,$sya.)\\
~~Lake\u{i}.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, {E1}l{p1}za.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, Genrikh.\\
~~Genrikh.  Ty nadeesh{p1}sya, chto Lancelot spaset tebya?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net.  A ty?\\
~~Genrikh.  I ya net.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Chto drakon velel peredat{p1} mne?\\
~~Genrikh.  On velel peredat{p1}, chtoby ty ubila Lancelota, 
esli {e1}to ponadobit$\!\,$sya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za (v uzhase).  Kak?\\
~~Genrikh.  Nozhom.  Vot on, {e1}tot nozhik.  On otravlenny\u{i} ... \\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ya ne khochu!\\
~~Genrikh.  A gospodin drakon na {e1}to velel skazat{p1}, chto 
inache on pereb{p1}et vsekh tvoikh podrug.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Khorosho.  Skazhi, chto ya postarayus{p1}.\\
~~Genrikh.  A gospodin drakon na {e1}to velel skazat{p1}:  
vsyakoe kolebanie budet nakazano, kak oslushanie.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ya nenavizhu tebya!\\
~~Genrikh.  A gospodin drakon na {e1}to velel skazat{p1}, chto 
umeet nagrazhdat{p1} vernykh slug.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Lancelot ub{p1}et tvoego drakona!\\
~~Genrikh.  A na {e1}to gospodin drakon velel skazat{p1}:  
posmotrim!\\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Zanaves)\\
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~De\u{i}stvie Vtoroe\\
(Central{p1}naya ploshchad{p1} goroda.  Napravo---ratusha s bashenko\u{i}, 
na kotoro\u{i} stoit chasovo\u{i}:  Pryamo---ogromnoe mrachnoe 
korichnevoe zdanie bez okon, s gigant$\!\,$sko\u{i} chugunno\u{i} dveri{p1}yu 
vo vsyu stenu ot fundamenta do krysh.  Na dveri nadpis{p1} goticheskimi bukvami:  
"Lyudyam vkhod bezuslovno zapreshchen."  Nalevo---shirokaya starinnaya krepostnaya 
stena.  V centre ploshchadi---koledec s reznymi perilami i 
navesom.  Genrikh, bez livrei, v fartuke, chistit mednye 
ukrasheniya na chugunno\u{i} dveri.)\\
~~Genrikh (napevaet).  Posmotrim, posmotrim, provozglasil 
drakon.  Posmotrim, posmotrim, vzrevel starik dradra.  
Starik drakosha progremel:  posmotrim, chert voz{p1}mi!  I my, 
de\u{i}stvitel{p1}no, posmo!  Posmotrim tru-lyalya!\\
(Iz ratushi vybegaet burgomistr.  Na nem smiritel{p1}naya 
rubashka.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, synok.  Ty posylal za mno\u{i}?\\
~~Genrikh.  Zdravstvu\u{i}, otec.  Ya khotel uznat{p1}, kak tam 
u vas idut dela.  Zasedanie gorodskogo samoupravleniya 
zakrylos{p1}?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Kakoe tam!  Za celuyu noch{p1} my edva uspeli \\
utverdit{p1} povestku dnya.\\
~~Genrikh.  Umayalsya?\\
~~Burgomistr.  A ty kak dumaesh{p1}?  Za poslednie polchasa 
na mne peremenili tri smiritel{p1}nye rubashki.  (Zevaet.)  
Ne znayu, k dozhdyu, chto li, no tol{p1}ko segodnya uzhasno razygralas{p1} moya 
prok-lyataya shizofreniya.  Tak i brezhu, tak i 
brezhu ... Gallyucinacii, navyazchivye idei, to, se.  
(Zevaet.)  Tabak est{p1}?\\
~~Genrikh.  Est{p1}.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ravyazhi menya.  Perekurim.\\
(Genrikh razvyazyvaet otca.  Usazhivayut$\!\,$sya ryadom na stupen{p1}kakh 
dvorca.  Zakurivayut.)\\
~~Genrikh.  Kogda zhe vy reshite vopros ob oruzhii?\\
~~Burgomistr.  O kakom oruzhii?\\
~~Genrikh.  Dlya Lancelota.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Dlya kakogo Lancelota?\\
~~Genrikh.  Ty chto, s uma soshel?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Konechno.  Khorosh syn.  Sovershenno zabyl, 
kak tyazhko bolen ego bednyaga otec.  (Krichit.)  O lyudi, 
lyudi, vozlyubite drug druga!  (Spoko\u{i}no.)  Vidish{p1}, kako\u{i} 
bred.\\
~~Genrikh.  Nichego, nichego, papa.  {E1}to pro\u{i}det.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ya sam znayu, chto pro\u{i}det, a vse-taki 
nepriyatno.\\
~~Genrikh.  Ty poslusha\u{i} menya.  Est{p1} vazhnye novosti.  
Starik drakosha nervnichaet.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nepravda!\\
~~Genrikh.  Uveryayu tebya.  Vsyu noch{p1}, ne zhaleya krylyshek, 
nash starikan porkhal nevedomo gde.  Zayavilsya domo\u{i} tol{p1}ko 
na rassvete.  Ot nego uzhasno neslo rybo\u{i}, chto s nim 
sluchaet$\!\,$sya vsegda, kogda on ozabochen.  Ponimaesh{p1}?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Tak, tak.\\
~~Genrikh.  I mne udalos{p1} ustanovit{p1} sleduyushchee.  Nash 
dobry\u{i} yashcher porkhal vsyu noch{p1} isklyuchitel{p1}no dlya togo, 
chtoby razuznat{p1} vsyu podnogotnuyu o slavnom gospodine 
Lancelote.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nu, nu?\\
~~Genrikh.  Ne znayu, v kakikh pritonakh---na Gimalayakh 
ili na gore Ararat, v Shtlandii ili na Kavkaze, no tol{p1}ko 
starichok razvedal, chto Lancelot---professional{p1}ny\u{i} 
gero\u{i}.  Prezirayu lyudishek {e1}to\u{i} porody.  No dra-dra, kak 
professional{p1}ny\u{i} zlode\u{i}, ochevidno, pridaet im koe-kakoe 
znachenie.  On rugalsya, skripel, nyl.  Potom dedushke 
zakhotelos{p1} pivca.  Vylakav celuyu bochku lyubimogo svoego 
napitka i ne otdav nikakikh prikazani\u{i}, drakon vnov{p1} raspravil 
svoi pereponki i vot do se\u{i} pory shnyryaet v 
nebesakh, kak pichuzhka.  Tebya {e1}to ne trevozhit?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ni kapel{p1}ki.\\
~~Genrikh.  Papochka, skazhi mne---ty starshe menya ... 
opytne\u{i} ... Skazhi, chto ty dumaesh{p1} o predstoyashchem boe?  
Pozhalu\u{i}sta, otvet{p1}.  Neuzheli Lancelot mozhet ... Tol{p1}ko 
otvecha\u{i} poprostu, bez kazennykh vostorgov, ---neuzheli 
Lancelot mozhet pobedit{p1}?  A?  Papo-chka?  Otvet{p1} mne!\\
~~Burgomistr.  Pozhalu\u{i}sta, synok, ya otvechu tebe poprostu, 
ot dushi.  Ya tak, ponimaesh{p1}, malysh, iskrenne privyazan k 
nashemu drakoshe!  Vot chestnoe slovo dayu.  Srodnilsya ya 
s nim, chto li?  Mne, ponimaesh{p1}, dazhe, nu kak tebe skazat{p1}, 
khochet$\!\,$sya otdat{p1} za nego zhizn{p1}.  E\u{i}-bogu pravda, vot provalit{p1}sya 
mne na {e1}tom meste!  Net, net, net!  On, golubchik, 
pobedit!  On pobedit, chudushko-yudushko!  Dushechka-cypochka!  
Letun-khlopotun!  Okh, lyublyu ya ego kak!  O\u{i}, lyublyu!  Lyublyu---i 
kryshka.  Vot tebe i ves{p1} otvet.\\
~~Genrikh.  Ne khochesh{p1} ty, papochka, poprostu, po dusham, 
pogovorit{p1} s edinstvennym svoim synom!\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ne khochu, synok.  Ya eshche ne soshel s uma.  
To est{p1} ya, konechno, soshel s uma, no ne do tako\u{i} stepeni.  
{E1}to drakon prikazal tebe doprosit{p1} menya?\\
~~Genrikh.  Nu chto ty, papa!\\
~~Burgomistr.  Molodec, synok!  Ochen{p1} khorosho provel 
ves{p1} razgovor.  Gorzhus{p1} tobo\u{i}.  Ne potomu, chto ya---otec, 
klyanus{p1} tebe.  Ya gorzhus{p1} toboyu kak znatok, kak 
stary\u{i} sluzhaka.  Ty zapomnil, chto ya otvetl tebe?\\
~~Genrikh.  Razumeet$\!\,$sya.\\
~~Burgomistr.  A {e1}ti slova:  chudushko-yudushko, dushechka-cypochka, 
letun-khlopotun?\\
~~Genrikh.  Vse zapomnil.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nu vot tak i dolozhi!\\
~~Genrikh.  Khorosho, papa.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Akh ty mo\u{i} edinstvenny\u{i}, akh ty mo\u{i} 
shpionchik ... Kar{p1}erochku delaet, kroshka.  Deneg ne nado?\\
~~Genrikh.  Net, poka ne nuzhno, spasibo, papochka.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Beri, ne stesnya\u{i}sya.  Ya pri den{p1}gakh.  
U menya kak raz vchera byl pripadok kleptomanii.  Beri ...\\
~~Genrikh.  Spasibo, ne nado.  Nu a teper{p1} skazhi mne 
pravdu ...\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nu chto ty, synochek, kak malen{p1}ki\u{i}, ---pravdu, 
pravdu ... Ya ved{p1} ne obyvatel{p1} kako\u{i}-nibud{p1}, 
a burgomistr.  Ya sam sebe ne govoryu pravdy uzhe stol{p1}ko 
let, chto i zabyl, kakaya ona, pravda-to.  Menya ot nee 
vorotit, ot$\!\,$shvyrivaet.  Pravda, ona znaesh{p1} chem pakhnet, 
proklyataya?  Dovol{p1}no, syn.  Slava drakonu!  Slava drakonu!  
Slava drakonu!\\
(Chasovo\u{i} na bashne udaryaet alebardo\u{i} ob pol.  Krichit.)\\
~~Chasovo\u{i}.  Smirno!  Ravnenie na nebo!  Ego prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo 
pokazalis{p1} nad Serymi gorami!\\
(Genrikh i burgomistr vskakivayut i vytyagivayut$\!\,$sya, podnyav 
golovy k nebu.  Slyshen otdalenny\u{i} gul, kotory\u{i} postepenno 
zamiraet.)\\ 
~~Chasovo\u{i}.  Vol{p1}no!  Ego prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo povernuli 
obratno i skrylis{p1} v dymu i plameni!\\
~~Genrikh.  Patruliruet.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Tak, tak.  Slusha\u{i}, a teper{p1} ty mne otvet{p1} na 
odin voprosik.  Drakon de\u{i}stvitel{p1}no ne dal nikakikh 
prikazani\u{i}, a, synok?\\
~~Genrikh.  Ne dal, papa.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ubivat{p1} ne budem?\\
~~Genrikh.  Kogo?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nashego spasitelya.\\
~~Genrikh.  Akh, papa, papa.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Skazhi, synok.  Ne prikazal on potikhonechku 
tyukanut{p1} gospodina Lancelota?  Ne stesnya\u{i}sya, govori ... 
Chego tam ... Delo zhite\u{i}skoe.  A, synok?  
Molchish{p1}?\\
~~Genrikh.  Molchu.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Nu ladno, molchi.  Ya sam ponimayu, nichego 
ne podelaesh{p1}---sluzhba.\\
~~Genrikh.  Napominayu vam, gospodin burugomistr, chto s 
minuty na minutu dolzhna sostoyat{p1}sya torzhestvennaya ceremoniya 
vrucheniya oruzhiya gospodinu geroyu.  Vozmozhno, chto 
sam dra-dra zakhochet pochtit{p1} ceremoniyu svoim prisut$\!\,$stviem, 
a u tebya eshche nichego ne gotovo.\\
~~Burgomistr (zevaet i potyagivaet$\!\,$sya).  Nu chto zh, po\u{i}du.  
My v odin mig podberem emu oruzhie kakoe-nibud{p1}.  
Ostanet$\!\,$sya dovolen.  Zavyazhi-ka mne rukava ... Vot i 
on idet!  Lancelot idet!\\
~~Genrikh.  Uvedi ego!  Se\u{i}chas syuda pridet {E1}l{p1}za, s kotoro\u{i} 
mne nuzhno pogovorit{p1}.\\
(Vkhodit Lancelot.)\\
~~Burgomistr (klikushetvuya).  Slava tebe, slava, 
osanna, Georgi\u{i} Pobedonosec!  Akh, prostite, ya oboznalsya 
v bredu.  Mne vdrug pochudilos{p1}, chto vy tak na nego pokhozhi.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ochen{p1} mozhet byt{p1}.  {E1}to mo\u{i} dal{p1}ni\u{i} 
rodstvennik.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Kak skorotali nochku?\\
~~Lancelot.  Brodil.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Podruzhilis{p1} s kem-nubud{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Konechno.\\
~~Burgomistr.  S kem?\\
~~Lancelot.  Boyazlivye zhiteli vashego goroda travili 
menya sobakami.  A sobaki u vas ochen{p1} tolkovye.  Vot s 
nimi-to ya i podruzhilsya.  Oni menya ponyali, potomu chto 
lyubyat svoikh khozyaev i zhelayut im dobra.  My boltali pochti 
do rassveta.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Blokh ne nabralis{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.  {E1}to byli slavnye, akkuratnye psy.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Vy ne pomnite, kak ikh zvali?\\
~~Lancelot.  Oni prosili ne govorit{p1}.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Terpet{p1} ne mogu sobak.\\
~~Lancelot.  Naprasno.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Slishkom prostye sushchestva.\\
~~Lancelot.  Vy dumaete, {e1}to tak prosto lyubit{p1} lyude\u{i}?  
Ved{p1} sobaki velikolepno znayut, chto za narod ikh khozyaeva.  
Plachut, a lyubyat.  {E1}to nastoyashchie rabotniki.  Vy posylali 
za mno\u{i}?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Za mno\u{i}, voskliknul aist, i klyunul zmeyu 
svoim ostrym klyuvom.  Za mno\u{i}, skazal korol{p1}, i oglyanulsya 
na korolevu.  Za mno\u{i} leteli krasotki verkhom na izyashchnykh 
trostochkakh.  Koroche govorya, da, ya posylal za vami, gospodin 
Lancelot.\\
~~Lancelot.  Chem mogu sluzhit{p1}?\\
~~Burgomistr.  V magazine Myullera poluchena svezhaya partiya 
syra.  Luchshee ukrashenie devushki---skromnost{p1} i 
prozrachnoe plat{p1}ice.  Na zakate dikie utki proleteli nad kolybel{p1}ko\u{i}.  
Vas zhdut na zasedanie gorodskogo samoupravleniya, 
gospodin Lancelot.\\
~~Lancelot.  Zachem?\\
~~Burgomistr.  Zachem rastut lipy na ulice Drakonovykh 
Lapok?  Zachem tancy, kogda khochet$\!\,$sya poceluev?  Zachem 
pocelui, kogda stuchat kopyta?  Chleny gorodskogo samaupravleniya 
dolzhny lichno uvidet{p1} vas, chtoby soobrazit{p1}, 
kakoe imenno oruzhie podkhodit k vam bol{p1}she vsego, gospodin 
Lancelot.  Idemte, pokazhemsya im!  (Ukhodyat.)\\
~~Genrikh.  Posmotrim, posmotrim, provozglasil drakon; 
posmotrim, posmotrim, vzrevel starik dra-dra; starik 
drakosha progremel:  posmotrim, chert voz{p1}mi, ---i my de\u{i}stvitel{p1}no 
posmo!  (Vkhodit {E1}l{p1}za.)  {E1}l{p1}za!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Da, ya.  Ty posylal za mno\u{i}?\\
~~Genrikh.  Posylal.  Kak zhal{p1}, chto na bashne stoit chasovo\u{i}.  
Esli by ne {e1}ta v vysshe\u{i} stepeni dosadnaya pomekha, 
ya by tebya obnyal i poceloval.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  A ya by tebya udarila.\\
~~Genrikh.  Akh, {E1}l{p1}za, {E1}l{p1}za!  Ty vsegda byla nemnozhko 
slishkom dobrodetel{p1}na!  No {e1}to shlo k tebe.  Za skromnost{p1}yu 
tvoe\u{i} skryvaet$\!\,$sya nechto.  Dra-dra chuvstvuet devushek.  
On vsegda vybiral samykh mnogoobeshchayushchikh, shalun-poprygun.  
A Lancelot eshche ne pytalsya ukhazhivat{p1} za tobo\u{i}?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Zamolchi.\\
~~Genrikh.  Vprochem konechno, net.  Bud{p1} na tvoem meste 
staraya dura, on vse ravno polez by srazhat{p1}sya.  Emu vse 
ravno, kogo spasat{p1}.  On tak obuchen.  On i ne razglyadel, 
kakaya ty.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  My tol{p1}ko chto poznakomilis{p1}.\\
~~Genrikh.  {E1}to ne opravdanie.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ty zval menya tol{p1}ko dlya togo, chtoby soobshchit{p1} vse 
{e1}to?\\
~~Genrikh.  O net.  Ya zval tebya, chtoby sprosit{p1}---khochesh{p1} vy\u{i}ti 
zamuzh za menya?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Perestan{p1}!\\
~~Genrikh.  Ya ne shuchu.  Ya upolnomachen peredat{p1} tebe 
sleduyushchee:  esli ty budesh{p1} poslushna i v sluchae neobkhodimosti 
ub{p1}esh{p1} Lancelota, to v nagradu dra-dra otpustit 
tebya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ne khochu.\\
~~Genrikh.  Da\u{i} dogovorit{p1}.  Vmeste tebya izbrannice\u{i} 
budet drugaya, sovershenno neznakomaya devushka iz prostonarod{p1}ya.  
Ona vse ravno namechena na budushchi\u{i} god.  Vybira\u{i}, 
chto luchshe---glupaya smert{p1} ili zhizn{p1}, polnaya takikh 
radoste\u{i}, kotorye poka tol{p1}ko snilis{p1} tebe, da i 
to tak redko, chto dazhe obidno.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  On strusil!\\
~~Genrikh.  Kto?  Dra-dra?  Ya znayu vse ego slabosti.  On 
samodur, soldafon, parazit---vse chto ugodno, no tol{p1}ko 
ne trus.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vchera on ugrozhal, a segodnya torguet$\!\,$sya?\\
~~Genrikh.  {E1}togo dobilsya ya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ty?\\
~~Genrikh.  Ya nastoyashchi\u{i} pobeditel{p1} drakona, esli 
khochesh{p1} znat{p1}.  Ya mogu vyklopotat{p1} vse.  Ya zhdal sluchaya---i 
dozhdalsya.  Ya ne nastol{p1}ko glup, chtoby ustupat{p1} tebya 
komu by to ni bylo.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ne veryu tebe.\\
~~Genrikh.  Verish{p1}.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vse ravno, ya ne mogu ubit{p1} cheloveka!\\
~~Genrikh.  A nozh ty zakhvatila s sobo\u{i} tem ne menee.  
Von on visit u tebya na poyase.  Ya ukhozhu, dorogaya.  Mne 
nado nadet{p1} paradnuyu livreyu.  No ya ukhozhu spoko\u{i}ny\u{i}.  
Ty vypolnish{p1} prikaz radi sebya i radi menya.  Poduma\u{i}!  
Zhizn{p1}, vsya zhizn{p1} pered nami---esli ty zakhochesh{p1}.  Poduma\u{i}, 
moya ocharovatel{p1}naya.  (Ukhodit.)\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Bozhe mo\u{i}!  U menya shcheki goryat tak, budto ya 
celovalas{p1} s nim.  Kako\u{i} pozor!  On pochti ugovoril menya ... 
Znachit, vot ya kakaya! ... Nu i pust{p1}.  I ochen{p1} khorosho.  
Dovol{p1}no!  Ya byla samaya poslushnaya v gorode.  
Verila vsemu.  I chem {e1}to konchilos{p1}?  Da, menya vse uvazhali 
a schast{p1}e dostavalos{p1} drugim.  Oni sidyat se\u{i}chas doma, 
vybirayut plat{p1}ya ponaryadnee, gladyat oborochki.  Zavivayut$\!\,$sya.  
Sobi-rayut$\!\,$sya idti lyubovat{p1}sya na moe neschast{p1}e.  Akh, ya tak 
i vizhu, kak oni pudryat$\!\,$sya u zerkala i govoryat:  "Bednaya 
{E1}l{p1}za, bednaya devushka, ona byla takaya khoroshaya!"  Odna 
ya, odna iz vsego goroda, stoyu na ploshchadi i muchayus{p1}.  I 
durak chasovo\u{i} tarashchit na menya galaza, dumaet o tom, chto 
sdelaet segodnya so mno\u{i} drakon.  I zavtra {e1}tot soldat 
budet zhiv, budet otdykhat{p1} posle dezhurstva.  Po\u{i}det gulyat{p1} k 
vodopadu, gde reka takaya veselaya, chto dazhe samye pechal{p1}nye 
lyudi ulybayut$\!\,$sya, glyadya, kak slavno ona prygaet.  
Ili po\u{i}det on v park, gde sadovnik vyrastil chudesnye 
anyutiny glazki, kotorye shchuryat$\!\,$sya, podmigivayut i dazhe 
umeyut chitat{p1}, esli bukvy krupnye i knizhka konchaet$\!\,$sya 
khorosho.  Ili poedet on katat{p1}sya po ozeru, kotoroe kogda-to 
vskipyatil drakon i gde rusalki s tekh por takie smirnye.  
Oni ne tol{p1}ko nikogo ne topyat, a dazhe torguyut, sidya na 
melkom meste, spasatel{p1}nymi poyasami.  No oni po-prezhnemu 
prekrasny, i soldaty lyubyat boltat{p1} s nimi.  I rasskazhet rusalkam 
{e1}tot glupy\u{i} soldat, kak zaigrala veselaya 
muzyka, kak vse zaplakali, a drakon povel menya k 
sebe.  I rusalki primut$\!\,$sya akhat{p1}:  "Akh, bednaya {E1}l{p1}za, akh, 
bednaya devushka, segodnya takaya khroshaya pogoda, a ee net 
na svete".  Ne khochu!  Khochu vse videt{p1}, vse slyshat{p1}, 
vse chuvstvovat{p1}.  Vot vam!  Khochu but{p1} schastlivo\u{i}!  Vot 
vam!  Ya vzyala nozh, chtoby ubit{p1} sebya.  I ne ub{p1}yu.  Vot 
vam!  (Lancelot vykhodit iz ratushi.)\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}l{p1}za!  Kakoe schast{p1}e, chto ya vizhu vas!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Pochemu?\\
~~Lancelot.  Akh, slavnaya moya baryshnya, u menya tako\u{i} trudny\u{i} 
den{p1}, chto dusha tak i trebuet otdykha, khot{p1} na minutochku.  I 
vot, kak budto narochno, vdrug vy vstrechaetes{p1} mne.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vy byli na zasedanii?\\
~~Lancelot.  Byl.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Zachem oni zvali vas?\\
~~Lancelot.  Predlagali den{p1}gi, lish{p1} by ya otkazalsya ot 
boya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  I chto vy im otvetili?\\
~~Lancelot.  Otvetil:  akh vy, bednye duraki!  Ne budem 
govorit{p1} o nikh.  Segodnya, {E1}l{p1}za, vy eshche krasivee, chem 
vchera.  {E1}to verny\u{i} priznak togo, chto vy de\u{i}stvitel{p1}no 
nravites{p1} mne.  Vy verite, chto ya osvobozhu vas?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net.\\
~~Lancelot.  A ya ne obizhayus{p1}.  Vot kak vy mne nravites{p1}, 
okazyvaet$\!\,$sya.\\
(Vbegayut podrugi {E1}l{p1}zy.)\\
~~1-ya podruga.  A vot i my!\\
~~2-ya podruga.  My---luchshite podrugi {E1}l{p1}zy.\\
~~3-ya podruga.  My zhili dusha v dushu stol{p1}ko let, s samogo 
det$\!\,$stva.\\
~~1-ya podruga.  Ona u nas byla samaya umnaya.\\
~~2-ya podruga.  Ona byla u nas samaya slavnaya.\\
~~3-ya podruga.  I vse-taki lyubila nas bol{p1}she vsekh.  
I zash{p1}et, byvalo, chto poprosish{p1}, i pomozhet reshit{p1} zadachu, 
i uteshit, kogda tebe kazhet$\!\,$sya, chto ty samaya neschastnaya.\\
~~1-ya podruga.  My ne opozdali?\\
~~2-ya podruga.  Vy pravda budete drat{p1}sya s nim?\\
~~3-ya podruga.  Gospodin Lancelot, vy ne mozhete ustoroit{p1} nas 
na kryshu ratushi?  Vam ne otkazhut, esli vy poprosite.  
Nam tak khochet$\!\,$sya uvidet{p1} bo\u{i} poluchshe.\\
~~1-ya podruga.  Nu vot, vy i rasserdilis{p1}.\\
~~2-ya podruga.  I ne khotite razgovarivat{p1} s nami.\\
~~3-ya podruga.  A my vovse ne takie plokhie devushki.\\
~~1-ya podruga.  Vy dumaete, my narochno pomeshali poproshchat{p1}sya 
s {E1}l{p1}zo\u{i}\\
~~2-ya podruga.  A my ne narochno.\\
~~3-ya podruga.  {E1}to Genrikh prikazal nam ne ostavlyat{p1} vas 
naedine s ne\u{i}, poka gospodin drakon ne razreshit {e1}togo ...\\
~~1-ya podruga.  On prikazal nam boltat{p1} ...\\
~~2-ya podruga.  I vot my boltaem, kak durochki.\\
~~3-ya podruga.  Potomu chto inache my zaplakali by.  
A vy, priezzhi\u{i}, i presdtavit{p1} sebe ne mozhete, kako\u{i} {e1}to 
styd---plakat{p1} pri chuzhikh.\\
(Sharleman{p1} vykhodit iz ratushi.)\\
~~Sharleman{p1}.  Zasedanie zakrylos{p1}, gospodin Lancelot.  
Reshenie ob oruzhii dlya vas vyneseno.  Prosite nas.  
Pozhale\u{i}te nas, bednykh ubi\u{i}c, gospodin Lancelot.\\  
(Gremyat truby.  Iz ratushi vybegayut slugi, kotorye rasstilayut 
kovry i ustanavlivayut kresla.  Bol{p1}shoe i roskoshno 
ukrashennoe kreslo stavyat oni posredine.  Vpravo i vlevo---kresla 
poproshche.  Vykhodit burgomistr, okruzhenny\u{i} chlenami 
gorodskogo samoupravleniya.  On ochen{p1} vesel.  Genrikh, 
v paradno\u{i} livree, s nimi.)\\
~~Burgomistr.  Ochen{p1} smeshno\u{i} anekdot ... Kak ona 
skazala?  Ya dumala, chto vse mal{p1}chiki {e1}to umeyut?  Kha-kha-kha!  
A {e1}tot anekdot vy znaete?  Ochen{p1} smeshno\u{i}.  Odnomu 
cyganu otrubili golovu ...\\
(Gremyat truby.)\\
Akh, uzhe vse gotovo ... Nu khorosho, ya vam rasskazhu ego 
posle ceremonii ... Napomnite mne.  Dava\u{i}te, dava\u{i}te, 
gospoda.  My skoren{p1}ko otdelaemsya.  \\
(Chleny gorodskogo 
samaupravleniya stanovyat$\!\,$sya vpravo i vlevo ot kresla, stoyashchego 
posredine.  Genrikh stanovit$\!\,$sya za spinko\u{i} {e1}togo 
kresla.)\\
(Klanyaet$\!\,$sya pustomu kreslu.  Skorogovorko\u{i}.)  
Potryasennye i vzvolnovannye doveriem, kotoroe vy, vashe 
prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo, okazyvaete nam, razreshaya 
vynosit{p1} stol{p1} vazhnye resheniya, prosim vas zanyat{p1} mesto pochetnogo 
predsedatelya.  Prosim raz, prosim dva, prosim tri.  
Sokrushaemsya, no delat{p1} nechego.  Nachnem sami.  Sadites{p1}, 
gospoda.  Ob{p2}yavlyayu zasedanie ... (Pauza.)  Vody!  
(Sluga dostaet vodu iz kolodca.  Burgomistr p{p1}et.)
Ob{p2}yavlyayu zasedanie ... Vody!  (P{p1}et.  Otkashlivaet$\!\,$sya, 
ochen{p1} tonen{p1}kim golosom.)  Ob{p2}yavlyayu (glubokim basom) 
zasedanie ... Gody!  (P{p1}et.  Tonen{p1}ko.)  Spasibo, golubchik!  
(Basom.)  Poshel von, negodya\u{i}!  (Svoim golosom.)  
Pozdravlyayu vas, gospoda, u menya nachalos{p1} razdvoenie 
lichnosti.  (Basom.)  Ty chto zh {e1}to delaesh{p1}, staraya dura?  
(Tonen{p1}ko.)  Ne vidish{p1}, chto li, predsedatel{p1}stvuyu.  
(Basom)  Da razve {e1}to zhenskoe delo?  (Tonen{p1}ko.)  Da 
ya i sama ne rada, kasatik.  Ne sazha\u{i}te vy menya, bednuyu, 
na kol, a da\u{i}te oglasit{p1} protokol.  (Svoim golosom.)  
Slushali:  O snabzhenii nekoego Lancelota oruzhiem.  Postanovili:  
Snabdit{p1}, no skrepya serdca.  {E1}\u{i}, vy tam!  
Dava\u{i}te syuda oruzhie!\\
(Gremyat truby.  Vkhodyat slugi.  Pervy\u{i} sluga podaet Lancelotu 
malen{p1}ki\u{i} medny\u{i} tazik, k kotoromu prikrepleny 
uzen{p1}kie remeshki.)\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}to tazik ot ciryul{p1}nika.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Da, no my naznachili ego ispolnyayushchim 
obyazannnosti shlema.  Medny\u{i} podnosik naznachen shchitom.  Ne 
bespoko\u{i}tes{p1}!  Dazhe veshchi v nashem gorode poslushny i 
disciplinirovanny.  Oni budut vypolnyat{p1} svoi obyazannosti 
vpolne dobrosovestno.  Rycarskikh lat u nas na sklade, 
k sozhaleniyu, ne okazalos{p1}.  No kop{p1}e est{p1}.  (Protyagivaet 
Lancelotu list bumagi.)  {E1}to udostoverenie daet$\!\,$sya vam 
v tom, chto kop{p1}e de\u{i}stvitel{p1}no nakhodit$\!\,$sya v remonte, chto 
podpis{p1}yu i prilozheniem pechati udostoveryaet$\!\,$sya.  Vy pred{p2}yavite 
ego vo vremya boya gospodinu drakonu, i vse konchit$\!\,$sya 
otlichno.  Vot vam i vse.  (Basom.)  Zakryva\u{i} zasedanie, 
staraya dura!  (Tonen{p1}kim golosom.)  Da zakryvayu, 
zakryvayu, bud{p1} ono proklyato.  I chego narod vse serdit$\!\,$sya, 
serdit$\!\,$sya, i sam ne znaet, chego serdit$\!\,$sya.  (Poet)  Raz, 
dva, tri, chetyre, pyat{p1}, vyshel rycar{p1} pogulyat{p1} ... 
(Basom.)  Zakryva\u{i}, okayannaya!  (Tonen{p1}kim golosom.)  A 
ya chto delayu?  (Poet.)  Vdrug drakonnchik vyletaet, pryamo 
v rycarya strelyaet ... Pif-paf, o\u{i}-o\u{i}-o\u{i}, ob{p2}yavlyayu 
zasedan{p1}ice zakrytym.\\
~~Chasovo\u{i}.  Smirno!  Ravnenie na nebo!  Ego prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo 
pokazalis{p1} nad Serym gorami i so strashno\u{i} 
bystroto\u{i} letyat syuda.  (Vse vskakivayut i zamirayut, podnyav 
golovy k nebu.  Daleki\u{i} gul, kotory\u{i} razrastaet$\!\,$sya s 
uzhasayushche\u{i} bustroto\u{i}.  Na scene temneet.  Polnaya t{p1}ma.  
Gul obryvaet$\!\,$sya.)  Smirno!  Ego prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo, kak 
tucha, parit nad nami, zarkyv solnce.  Zataite dykhanie!  
(Vspykhivayut dva zelenovatykh ogon{p1}ka.)\\
~~Kot (shepotom).  Lancelot, {e1}to ya, kot.\\
~~Lancelot (shepotom).  Ya srazu tebya uzanal po glazam.\\
~~Kot.  Ya budu dremat{p1} na krepostno\u{i} stene.  Vyberi 
vremya, proberis{p1} ko mne, i ya promurlykayu tebe nechto 
kra\u{i}ne priyatnoe ...\\
~~Chasovo\u{i}.  Smirno!  Ego prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo kinulis{p1} vniz 
golovami na ploshchad{p1}.\\
(Oglushitel{p1}ny\u{i} svist i rev.  Vspykhivaet svet.  V bol{p1}shom 
kresle sidit s nogami kroshechny\u{i}, mertvenno-bledny\u{i}, pozhilo\u{i} 
chelovek.)\\
~~Kot (s krepostno\u{i} steny).  Ne puga\u{i}sya, dorogo\u{i} Lancelot.  
{E1}to ego tret{p1}ya bashka.  On ikh menyaet, kogda pozhelaet.\\
~~Burgomistr.  Vashe prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo!  Vo vverennom 
mne gorodskom samoupravlenii nikakikh proisshestvi\u{i} ne sluchilos{p1}.  
V okolotke odin.  Nalico ...\\
~~Drakon (nadtresnutym tenorkom, ochen{p1} spoko\u{i}no).  
Poshel von!  Vse poshli von!  Krome priezzhego.  (Vse ukhodyat.  
Na scene Lancelot, Drakon i kot, kotory\u{i} dremlet na 
krepostno\u{i} stene, svernuvshis{p1} klubkom.)  Kak zdorov{p1}e?\\
~~Lancelot.  Spasibo, otlichno.\\
~~Drakon.  A {e1}to chto za tazik na polu?\\
~~Lancelot.  Oruzhie.\\
~~Drakon.  {E1}to moi dodumalis{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Oni.\\
~~Drakon.  Vot bezobrazniki.  Obidno nebos{p1}?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Vran{p1}e.  U menya kholodnaya krov{p1}, no dazhe ya 
obidelsya by.  Strashno vam?\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Vran{p1}e, vran{p1}e.  Moi lyudi ochen{p1} strashnye.  
Takikh bol{p1}she nigde ne na\u{i}desh{p1}.  Moya rabota.  Ya ikh kroil.\\
~~Lancelot.  I vse-taki oni lyudi.\\
~~Drakon.  {E1}to snaruzhi.\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Esli by ty uvidel ikh dushi---okh, zadrozhal by.\\
~~Lancelot.  Net.\\
~~Drakon.  Ubezhal by dazhe.  Ne stal by umirat{p1} iz-za 
kalek.  Ya zhe ikh, lyubezny\u{i} mo\u{i}, lichno pokalechil.  Kak 
trebuet$\!\,$sya, tak i pokalechil.  Chelovecheskie dushi, lyubezny\u{i}, 
ochen{p1} zhivuchi.  Razrubish{p1} telo popolam---chelovek okoleet.  
A dushu razorevesh{p1}---stanet poslushne\u{i} i tol{p1}ko.  
Net, net, takikh dush nigde ne podberesh{p1}.  Tol{p1}ko v moem 
gorode.  Bezrukie dushi, beznogie dushi, glukhonemye dushi, 
cepnye dushi, legavye dushi, okayannye dushi.  Znaesh{p1}, pochemu 
buragomistr pritvoryaet$\!\,$sya dushevnobol{p1}nym?  Chtoby 
skryt{p1}, chto u nego i vovse net dushi.  Dyryavye dushi, prodazhnye 
dushi, prozhzhennye dushi, mertvye dushi.  Net, net, 
zhalko, chto oni nevidimy.\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}to vashe schast{p1}e.\\
~~Drakon.  Kak tak?\\
~~Lancelot.  Lyudi ispugalis{p1} by, uvidev svoimi glazami, 
vo chto prevratilis{p1} ikh dushi.  Oni na smert{p1} poshli by, 
a ne ostalis{p1} pokorennym narodom.  Kto by togda kormil 
vas?\\
~~Drakon.  Chert ego znaet, mozhet byt{p1}, vy i pravy.  
Nu chto zh, nachnem?\\
~~Lancelot.  Dava\u{i}te.\\
~~Drakon.  Poproshcha\u{i}tes{p1} snachala s devushko\u{i}, radi kotoro\u{i} 
vy idete na smert{p1}.  {E1}\u{i}, mal{p1}chik!  (Vbegaet Genrikh.)  {E1}l{p1}zu!  
(Genrikh ubegaet.)  Vam nravit$\!\,$sya devushka, 
kotoruyu ya vybral?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ochen{p1}, ochen{p1} nravit$\!\,$sya.\\
~~Drakon.  {E1}to priyatno slyshat{p1}.  Mne ona tozhe ochen{p1}, 
ochen{p1} nravit$\!\,$sya.  Otlichnaya devushka.  Poslushnaya devushka.  
(Vkhodyat {E1}l{p1}za i Genrikh.)  Podi, podi syuda, moya milaya.  
Posmotri mne v glaza.  Vot tak.  Ochen{p1} khorosho.  Glazki 
yasnye.  Mozhesh{p1} pocelovat{p1} mne ruku.  Vot tak.  Slavnen{p1}ko.  
Gubki teplye.  Znachit, na dushe u tebya spoko\u{i}no.  
Khochesh{p1} poproshchat{p1}sya s gospodinom Lancelotom?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Kak prikazhete, gospodin drakon.\\
~~Drakon.  A ya vot kak prikazhu.  Idi.  Pogovori s nim 
laskovo.  (Tikho.)  Laskovo-laskovo pogovori s nim.  
Pocelu\u{i} ego na proshchan{p1}e.  Nichego, ved{p1} ya budu zdes{p1}.  
Pri mne ty {e1}to sdelaesh{p1}.  Stupa\u{i}.  Mozhesh{p1} oto\u{i}ti s nim 
podal{p1}she.  Ved{p1} ya vizhu prekrasno.  Ya vse uvizhu.  Stupa\u{i}.  
({E1}l{p1}za podkhodit k Lancelotu.)\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Gospodin Lancelot, mne prikazano poproshchat{p1}sya 
s vami.\\
~~Lancelot.  Khorosho, {E1}l{p1}za.  Dava\u{i}te poproshchaemsya, na 
vsyaki\u{i} slucha\u{i}.  Bo\u{i} budet ser{p1}ezny\u{i}.  Malo li chto mozhet 
sluchit{p1}sya.  Ya khochu na proshchanie skazat{p1} vam, chto ya vas 
lyublyu, {E1}l{p1}za.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Menya!\\
~~Lancelot.  Da, {E1}l{p1}za.  Eshche vchera vy mne tak ponravilis{p1}, 
kogda ya vzglyanul v okno i uvidel, kak vy tikhonechko 
idete s otcom svoim domo\u{i}.  Potom vizhu, chto pri 
kazhdo\u{i} vstreche vy kazhetes{p1} mne vse krasivee i krasivee.  
Aga, podumal ya.  Vot ono.  Potom, kogda vy pocelovali 
lapu drakonu, ya ne rasserdilsya na vas, a tol{p1}ko uzhasno 
ogorchilsya.  Nu i tut uzhe mne vse stalo ponyatno.  Ya, 
{E1}l{p1}za, lyublyu vas.  Ne serdites{p1}.  Ya uzhasno khotel, chtoby 
vy znali {e1}to.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ya dumala, chto vy vse ravno vyzvali by drakona.  
Dazhe esli by drugaya debushka byla na moem meste.\\
~~Lancelot.  Konechno, vyzval by.  Ya ikh terpet{p1} ne mogu, 
drakonov {e1}tikh.  No radi vas ya gotov zadushit{p1} ego golymi 
rukami, khotya {e1}to ochen{p1} protivno.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Vy, znachit, menya lyubite?\\
~~Lancelot.  Ochen{p1}.  Strashno podumat{p1}!  Esli by vchera, 
ne perekrestke trekh dorog, ya povernul by ne napravo, 
a nalevo, to my tak i ne poznakomilis{p1} by nikogda.  
Kako\u{i} uzhas, verno?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Da.\\
~~Lancelot.  Podumat{p1} strashno.  Mne kazhet$\!\,$sya teper{p1}, 
chto blizhe vas nikogo u menya na svete net, i gorod vash 
ya schitayu svoim, potomu chto vy tut zhivete.  Esli menya ... 
nu, slovom, esli nam bol{p1}she ne udast$\!\,$sya pogovorit{p1}, to 
vy uzh ne zabyva\u{i}te menya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net.\\
~~Lancelot.  Ne zabyva\u{i}te.  Vot vy se\u{i}chas pervy\u{i} raz 
za segodnyashni\u{i} den{p1} posmotreli mne v glaza.  I menya vsego 
tak i pronizalo teplom, kak budto vy prilaskali menya.  
Ya strannik, legki\u{i} chelovek, no vsya zhizn{p1} moya prokhodila 
v tyazhelykh boyakh.  Tut drakon, tam lyudoedy, tam velikany.  
Vozish{p1}sya, vozish{p1}sya ... Rabota khlopotlivaya, neblagodarnaya.  
No ya vse-taki byl vechno schastliv.  Ya ne ustaval.  
I chasto vlyublyalsya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Chasto?\\
~~Lancelot.  Konechno.  Khodish{p1}-brodish{p1}, deresh{p1}sya i 
znakomish{p1}sya s devushkami.  Ved{p1} oni vechno popadayut to v plen 
k razbo\u{i}nikam, to v meshok k velikanu, to na kukhnyu k lyudoedu.  
A {e1}ti zlodei vsegda vybirayut devushek poluchshe, 
osobenno lyudoedy.  Nu vot i vlyubish{p1}sya, byvalo.  No razve 
tak, kak teper{p1}?  S temi ya vse shutil.  Smeshil ikh.  A vas, 
{E1}l{p1}za, esli by my byli odni, to vse celoval by.  Pravda.  
I uvel by vas ot$\!\,$syuda.  My vdvoem shagali by po lesam i 
goram, ---{e1}to sovsem ne trudno.  Net, ya dobyl by vam 
konya s takim sedlom, chto vy by nikogda ne ustavali.  
I ya shel by u vashego stremeni i lyubovalsya na vas.  I ni 
odin chelovek ne posmel by vas obidet{p1}.  ({E1}l{p1}za beret 
Lancelota za ruku.)\\
~~Drakon.  Molodec devushka.  Priruchaet ego.\\
~~Genrikh.  Da.  Ona daleko ne glupa, vashe prevoskhoditel{p1}stvo.\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}l{p1}za, da ty, kazhet$\!\,$sya, sobiraesh{p1}sya plakat{p1}?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Sobirayus{p1}.\\
~~Lancelot.  Pochemu?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Mne zhalko.\\
~~Lancelot.  Kogo?\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Sebya i vas.  Ne budet nam s vami schast{p1}ya, 
gospodin Lancelot.  Zachem ya rodilas{p1} na svet pri drakone!\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}l{p1}za, ya vsegda govoryu pravdu.  My budem 
schastlivy.  Pover{p1} mne.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  O\u{i}, o\u{i}, ne nado.\\
~~Lancelot.  My po\u{i}dem s toboyu po lesno\u{i} dorozhke, veselye 
i schastlivye.  Tol{p1}ko ty da ya.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Net, net, ne nado.\\
~~Lancelot.  I nebo nad nami budet chistoe.  Nikto ne 
posmeet brosit{p1}sya na nas ottuda.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Pravda?\\
~~Lancelot.  Pravda.  Akh, razve znayut v bednom vashem 
narode, kak mozhno lyubit{p1} drug druga?  Strakh, ustalost{p1}, 
nedoberie sgoryat v tebe, ischeznut naveki, bot kak ya 
budu lyubit{p1} tebya.  A ty, zasypaya, budesh{p1} ulybat{p1}sya i, 
prosypayas{p1} budesh{p1} ulybat{p1}sya i zvat{p1} menya---vot kak ty 
menya budesh{p1} lyubit{p1}.  I sebya polyubish{p1} tozhe.  Ty 
budesh{p1} khodit{p1} spoko\u{i}naya i gordaya.  Ty po\u{i}mesh{p1}, chto uzh raz ya 
tebya takuyu celuyu, znachit, ty khorosha.  I derev{p1}ya v lesu 
budut laskovo razgovarivat{p1} s nami, i pticy, i zveri, 
potomu chto nastoyashchie vlyublennye vse ponimayut i zaodno so 
vsem mirom.  I vse budut rady nam, potomu chto nastoyashchie 
vlyublennye prinosyat schast{p1}e.\\
~~Drakon.  Chto on e\u{i} tam napevaet?\\
~~Genrikh.  Propoveduet.  Uchen{p1}e---svet, a neuchen{p1}e---t{p1}ma.  
Mo\u{i}te ruki pered edo\u{i}.  I tomu podobnoe.  {E1}tot 
sukhar{p1} ...\\
~~Drakon  Aga, aga.  Ona polozhila emu ruku na plecho!  
Molodec.\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Pust{p1} dazhe my ne dozhivem do takogo schast{p1}ya.  
Vse ravno, ya vse ravno uzhe i teper{p1} schastliva.  {E1}ti 
chudovishcha storozhat nas.   A my ushli ot nikh za tridevyat{p1} zemel{p1}.  
So mno\u{i} nikogda tak ne govorili, dorogo\u{i} mo\u{i}.  
Ya ne znala, chto est{p1} na zemle takie lyudi, kak ty.  Ya eshche 
vchera byla poslushnaya, kak sobachka, ne smela dumat{p1} o 
tebe.  I vse-taki noch{p1}yu spustilas{p1} tikhon{p1}ko vniz i vypila 
vino, kotoroe ostavalos{p1} v tvoem stakane.  Ya tol{p1}ko se\u{i}chas 
ponyala, chto {e1}to ya po-svoemu, ta\u{i}no-ta\u{i}no, pocelovala tebya 
noch{p1}yu za to, chto ty vstupilsya za menya.  Ty ne po\u{i}mesh{p1}, kak 
pereputany vse chuvstva u nas, bednykh, zabitykh devushek.  
Eshche nedavno mne kazalos{p1}, chto ya tebya nenavizhu.  A {e1}to 
ya po-svoemu, ta\u{i}no-ta\u{i}no, vlyublyalas{p1} v tebya.  Dorogo\u{i} 
mo\u{i}!  Ya lyublyu tebya, ---kakoe schast{p1}e skazat{p1} {e1}to pryamo.  
I kakoe schast{p1}e ... (Celutet Lancelota.)\\
~~Drakon (suchit nozhkami ot neterpeniya).  Se\u{i}chas sdelaet, se\u{i}chas 
sdelaet, se\u{i}chas sdelaet!\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  A teper{p1} pusti menya, mily\u{i}.  (Osvobozhdaet$\!\,$sya 
iz ob{p2}yati\u{i} Lancelota.  Vykhvatyvaet nozh iz nozhen.)  Vidish{p1} {e1}tot 
nozh?  Drakon prikazal, chtoby ya ubila tebya 
{e1}tim nozhom.  Smotri!\\
~~Drakon.  Nu!  Nu!  Nu!\\
~~Genrikh.  Dela\u{i}, dela\u{i}!  ({E1}l{p1}za shvyryaet nozh v kolodec.)  
Prezrennaya devchonka!\\
~~Drakon (gremit).  Da kak ty posmela! ...\\
~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ni slova bol{p1}she!  Neuzheli ty dumaesh{p1}, chto 
ya pozvolyu tebe rugat{p1}sya teper{p1}, posle togo kak on poceloval 
menya?  Ya lyublyu ego.  I on ub{p1}et tebya.\\
~~Lancelot.  {E1}to chistaya pravda, gospodin drakon.\\
~~Drakon.  Nu-nu.  Chto zh.  Pridet$\!\,$sya podrat{p1}sya.  (Zevaet.)  
Da otkrovenno govorya, ya ne zhaleyu ob {e1}tom, ya tut ne tak 
davno razrabotal ochen{p1} lyubopytny\u{i} udar lapo\u{i} {e1}n v iks 
napravlenii.  Se\u{i}chas poprobuem ego na tele.  Denshchik, 
pozovi-ka strazhu.  (Genrikh ubegaet.)  Stupa\u{i} domo\u{i}, 
durochka, a posle boya my pogovorim s toboyu obo vsem zadushevno. 
 (Vkhodit Genrikh so strazhe\u{i}.)  Slusha\u{i}, strazha, chto-to 
 ya khotel tebe skazat{p1} ... Akh, da ... Provodi-ka 
 domo\u{i} {e1}tu baryshnyu i postorozhi ee tam.  (Lancelot delaet 
 shag vpered.)\\
 ~~{E1}l{p1}za.  Ne nado.  Beregi sily.  Kogda ty ego ub{p1}esh{p1}, 
 prikhodi za mno\u{i}.  Ya budu zhdat{p1} tebya i perebirat{p1} kazhdoe 
 slovo, kotoroe ty skazal mne segodnya.  Ya veryu tebe.\\
 ~~Lancelot.  Ya pridu za tobo\u{i}.\\
 ~~Drakon.  Nu vot i khorosho.  Stupa\u{i}te.  (Strazha uvodit 
 {E1}l{p1}zu.)  Mal{p1}chik, snimi chasovogo s bashni i otprav{p1} ego 
 v tyur{p1}mu.  Noch{p1}yu nado budet otrubit{p1} emu golovu.  On 
 slyshal, kak devchonka krichala na menya, i mozhet proboltat{p1}sya ob 
 {e1}tom v kazarme.  Rasporyadis{p1}.  Potom pridesh{p1} smazat{p1} mne 
 kogti yadom.  (Genrikh ubegaet.)  (Lancelotu.)  
 A ty sto\u{i} zdes{p1}, slyshish{p1}?  I zhdi.  Kogda ya nachnu---ne 
 skazhu.  Nastoyashchaya vo\u{i}na nachinaet$\!\,$sya vdrug.  Ponyal?  (Slezaet 
 s kresla i ukhodit vo dvorec.  Lancelot podkhodit k 
 kotu.)\\
 ~~Lancelot.  Nu, kot, chto priyatnoe sobiralsya ty promurlykat{p1} mne?\\
 ~~Kot.  Vzglyani napravo, dorogo\u{i} Lancelot.  V oblake 
 pyli stoit oslik.  Brykaet$\!\,$sya.  Pyat{p1} chelovek ugovarivayut 
 upryamca.  Se\u{i}chas ya im spoyu pesenku.  (Myaukaet.)  Vidish{p1}, 
 kak zaprygal upryamec pryamo k nam.  No u steny on zaupryamit$\!\,$sya 
 vnov{p1}, a ty pogovori s pogonshchikami ego.  Vot 
 i oni.  (Za steno\u{i}---golova osla, kotory\u{i} ostanavlivaet$\!\,$sya 
 v oblake pyli.  Pyat{p1} pogonshchikov krichat na nego.  
 Genrikh bezhit cherez ploshchad{p1}.)\\
 ~~Genrikh (pogonshchikam).  Chto vy zdes{p1} delaete? \\ 
 ~~Dvoe pogonshchikov (khorom).  Vezem tovar na rynok, vasha 
 chest{p1}.\\
 ~~Genrikh.  Kako\u{i}?\\
 ~~Dvoe pogonshchikov.  Kovry, vasha chest{p1}.\\
 ~~Genrikh.  Proezzha\u{i}te, proezzha\u{i}te.  U dvorca nel{p1}zya 
 zaderzhivat{p1}sya!\\
 ~~Dvoe pogonshchikov.  Osel zaupryamilsya, vasha chest{p1}.\\
 ~~Golos drakona.  Mal{p1}chik!\\
 ~~Genrikh.  Proezzha\u{i}te, proezzha\u{i}te!  (Bezhit begom vo 
 dvorec.)\\
 ~~Dvoe pogonshchikov (khorom).  Zdravstvu\u{i}te, gospodin Lancelot.  
 My druz{p1}ya vashi, gospodin Lancelot.  (Otkashlivayut$\!\,$sya razom.)  
 Kkha-kkha.  Vy ne obizha\u{i}tes{p1}, chto my govorim 
 razom, ---my s malykh let rabotaem vmeste i tak srabotalis{p1}, 
 chto i dumaem, i govorim, kak odin chelovek.  
 My dazhe vlyubilis{p1} v odin den{p1} i odin mig i zhenilis{p1} na 
 rodnykh sestrakh-bliznecakh.  My sotkali mnozhestvo kovrov, 
 no samy\u{i} luchshi\u{i} prigotovili my za nyneshnyuyu noch{p1}, dlya vas.  
 (Snimayut so spiny osla kover i rasstilayut ego na zemle.)\\
 ~~Lancelot.  Kako\u{i} krasiby\u{i} kover!\\
 ~~Dvoe pogonshchikov.  Da.  Kover luchshego sorta, dvo\u{i}no\u{i}, 
 sherst{p1} s shelkom, kraski prigotovleny po osobomu nashemu 
 sekretnomu sposobu.  No sekret kovra ne v shersti, ne 
 v shelke, ne v kraskakh.  (Negromko.)  {E1}to---kover-samolet.\\
 ~~Lancelot.  Prelestno!  Govorite skoree, kak im 
 upravlyat{p1}.\\
 
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